It used to be that in the past some jobs would drive you to drink. Today employers are a little more sophisticated…they provide you with a limousine complete with a stocked bar!
Never buy anything off the back of a truck…the store might not be there tomorrow to take care of any problems! JB
I went to a neurologist one time and he said he wanted to map my brain. I told him not to be surprised if all he found was rough terrain and wilderness. JB
You have not converted a man because you have silenced him. John Morley
When I was gainfully employed there was one thing I used to really, really hate during important office meetings. That was when someone else’s snoring kept me awake! JB
Why is it that when we are looking for something we never look where it is, but we always find it in the last place we look. If we had looked in the last place first, we would have found it sooner! JB
I love this sign seen in an Applebees restaurant: FREE BEER TOMORROW. I wonder how many people show up the next day only to find out that the sign says FREE BEER TOMORROW!
Aim for perfection, settle for mediocrity, that’s what I always say! JB
Everything in moderation. Nothing in excess. Socrates
A heart full of gratitude is lighter than a heart full of attitude. JB
“They” must know what “they” are doing, because if “they” didn’t, “they” wouldn’t be where “they” are today! JB
Hate corrodes the vessel that carries it. Alka Goyal
I have come to the conclusion that the reason men don’t ask for directions is that 9 times out of 10, the person they ask usually answers “Sorry, I’m not from round here, so I can’t help you”. JB
Sign once posted outside of Bogue Falaya park in Covington, LA.: Let it not be said to your shame that all was beauty before you came.
Sometimes there are no answers to the question “Why”? JB
Never try to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and annoys the pig. Mark Twain
A little bit of skepticism is a good thing, without it we’d all be drinking kool-aid in Jonestown. JB
A priest a rabbi and a preacher walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says “Sorry, we don’t do religious jokes in this bar”. JB
“Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.” Groucho Marx
It’s time for people with Lysdexia and DAA to count up and be standed! JB
Today as never before if you keep your shoulder to the wheel, your ear to the ground and your nose to the grindstone, you will wind up with bursitis, an earache and a pointy nose! JB